Knitting Humor

Knitting and yarn funnies and quotes.
I’m a sucker for knitting quotes, cartoons, and memes. But they aren’t nearly as much fun unless they’re shared with people like you who get the joke. So I created this page that I hope will make you laugh, chuckle, or smile. To get updates on this page follow me on Pinterest
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Sheep with washing symbols cartoon

Help me! My owners stole my ball of yarn! Help me! My owners stole my ball of yarn!
knitting it's not a hobby it's a post apocalyptic life skill. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Knitting – it’s not a hobby. It’s a post apocalyptic life skill. Click here to view on mugs, tshirts, tote bags, and more. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-14″]
My doctor prescribed fiber so I'm going shopping. Available on totes, tshirts, mugs, more | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor My doctor prescribed fiber so I’m going shopping.  Click to view on totes, tshirts, mugs, more  [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Ex-ter-mi-knit! That's what I call yarn bombing! Dr Who Dalek knitting cartoon. Ex-ter-mi-knit!
You might be a knitter: If you actually enjoy the wait... Click here to view on tshirts, totes, magnets, more You might be a knitter: If you actually enjoy the wait… Click here to view on tshirts, totes, magnets, more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Housework is for those who don't know how to knit. | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Housework is for those who don’t know how to knit. View on mugs, tshirts, tote bags, more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
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Global Ball of Yarn . See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Global Ball of Yarn. Available on tote bags, tshirts, mugs, and more from Cafepress. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Knitting - Cheaper than therapy. Available on tshirts, mugs, totes, more | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Knitting – Cheaper than therapy. Available on tshirts, mugs, totes, more  [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Not tonight darling, I'm knitting. | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Not tonight darling, I’m knitting. Click to view on totes, pillows, mugs, and more.
Zombies...They just keep knitting. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Zombies…They just keep knitting. Click to see Pin.
Jackpot at the Lucky Knitter Casin., See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Jackpot at the Lucky Knitter Casino from “It Itches: A Stash of Knitting Cartoons” Paperback. Click Here for more info
"I just want to go home and knit." ~ yes, every single day of my life! See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor
So I made slippers today, no pattern needed.! Bet this would work great for mittens too! See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor So I made slippers today, no pattern needed.
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Why the heck are they pretending to knit when the piece is obviously crochet

Why the heck are they pretending to knit when the piece is obviously crochet

Yarnover - the aftereffects of moving and/or organizing your yarn stash. Yarnover – the aftereffects of moving and/or organizing your yarn stash. Been there!
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Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy yarn which is kind of the same thing. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy yarn which is kind of the same thing. Click here to view on mugs, tote bags, tshirts and more. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-14″]
I'm a yarnaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding I'm on the road to the yarn store. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor I’m a Yarnaholic on the Road to Recovery. Click here to view mugs, tote bags, tshirts, and more. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-14″]
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If I can't take my yarn, I'm not going. Click to view on totes, tshirts, mugs, magnets and more

If I can’t take my yarn, I’m not going. Click to view on totes, tshirts, mugs, magnets and more 

The only things that will survive the apocalypse are cockroaches, twinkies and Red Heart Supersaver. Click to see on travel and ceramic mugs. The only things that will survive the apocalypse are cockroaches, twinkies and Red Heart Supersaver. Click to see on travel and ceramic mugs.
In case of knitting emergency break glass. Click to see original artwork. In case of knitting emergency break glass. Click to see original artwork.
You might be a knitter: Just one more row! Click to view on tshirts, mugs, totes and more You might be a knitter: Just one more row! Click to view on tshirts, mugs, totes and more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
To Knit or Not to Knit - now that's a silly question | Knitting Memes, Humor, and Jokes at http://intheloopknitting.com/knitting-humor/ To Knit or Not to Knit. View on journals, tote bags, mugs, and more
The only place where housework comes before knitting is in the dictionary | Available on tshirts and mugs | More knitting memes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor The only place where housework comes before knitting is in the dicitonary. Click to view on tshirts, mugs, and more
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If I'm sittin', I'm knittin' | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor If I’m sittin’, I’m knittin’ – view on tote bags, mugs, tshirts, more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Knit the World Together |Available on bumper stickers, tshirts, coasters, more | Knitting Humor at http://intheloopknitting.com/knitting-humor/#ktog Knit the World Together | Click to see on bumper stickers, tshirts, coasters, more  [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]

All my Facebook friends are caught up in sports and politics. I'm over here like,

All my Facebook friends are caught up in sports and politics. I’m over here like, “I make cute things with yarn!”

Oh no, I lost count again. WHY????? Oh no, I lost count again. WHY?????
Go Felt Yourself | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Go felt yourself. Click to view on mugs, journals, stickers, more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
  Are you sure this is where you dropped your stitch? Available on mugs, totes, tshirts, cards, more. Are you sure this where you dropped your stitch? Click to view on mugs, tshirts, totes, cards, and more. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
What do you mean knitting doesn't count as exercise? | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor What do you mean “Knitting doesn’t count as exercise”
Yarn Serenity Prayer available on mugs, tshirts, tote bags. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Yarn Serenity Prayer – View on tshirts, mugs, tote bags more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-14″]
Children are so small, until you have to cover one with knitting. Get more of Franklin Habit's knitting and crochet humor in his cartoon collection "It Itches" on sale for $8.96 Kids are so small, until you have to cover one with knitting. Get more of Franklin Habit’s knitting and crochet humor in his cartoon collection “It Itches” on sale for $8.96
Knit for Brains. Click to see on tshirts, mugs, totes, magnets, more Knit for Brains. Click to see on tshirts, mugs, totes, magnets, more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
The silk moth giveth. The wool moth taketh away. Click to see on frameable note card. The silk moth giveth. The wool moth taketh away. Click to see on frameable note card.
Funny Knitting T-Shirt Knitter T-Shirt What Part Of Knitting Don't You Understand T-Shirt Tee Shirt T Shirt Mens Ladies Womens What part of k3 sl 1 wyif don’t you understand? Click to view on tshirt
Some days, you're the cat. Some days, you're the yarn. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Some days, you’re the cat. Some days, you’re the yarn. Click to view on tshirts, mugs, and magnets. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Knitting fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, closets. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Knitting fills my days, not to mention the living room, bedroom, closets…. Click to view on tshirts, mugs, totes, magnets, and more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
My job is starting to interfere with my knitting. See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor My job is starting to interfere with my knitting. Click here to see on tshirts, magnets, mugs, and more.
Always check your gauge! @mrinkspot See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Always check your gauge!
Yarnia! See more knit wit at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor

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I knit so I won't kill people. Available on tshirts, tote bags, mugs, more | Knitting Humor at http://intheloopknitting.com/knitting-humor/ I Knit So I Won’t Kill People. View on tshirts, tote bags, mugs, magnets, more. [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Behind every great knitter is a huge pile of yarn Behind Every Great Knitter…is a huge pile of yarn.  Click to view on tshirts, mugs, magnets, more [widget id=”black-studio-tinymce-15″]
Yarn Wars | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Yarn Wars
Knitting adds up to happiness. View on mugs, tshirts, tote bags, more | Knitting Memes and Jokes at www.terrymatz.biz/intheloop/knitting-humor Knitting adds up to happiness. View on mugs, tshirts, tote bags, more